So I wrote a play about the truth and then I realised I don’t have a venue or any actors. I needed to get it published though before someone steals my idea and sues me for complaining afterwards.
The true story of young libertarians.
A play by manic phase
steve jobs: hey hipsters. don’t get a pc and be like the man. you’re a non-conformist aren’t you. check out this over priced weak computer in a shiny box.
hipsters: yeah. we’re non-conformists, let’s all buy that. It may cost double what it’s worth, but i DO feel superior.
[[5 years later]]
steve jobs: and one last thing. the new iphone features…
[[theater lights go off and a projecter starts playing on the main screen of a presentation on foxxconn, patent lawsuits, network lock ins, remote disabling, bricking phones, stealing ideas and anything else i could think of]]
[[lights return to normal]]
hipster: oh my god! he’s a cunt!
steve jobs: i’m not a cunt. not like you stupid cunts. I was ripping you off and you kept coming back for more. you made me. i’m a proper cunt.
hipster: i don’t wanna be a stupid cunt
steve jobs: you don’t have to. you can be like me. you can be obsessed with wealth. you don’t have to care about other people. you don’t have to have a conscience. [[puts hand on hipsters shoulder]] you don’t have to be a stupid cunt
hipster: but i’m vegan!
steve jobs: you can be a vegan AND a proper cunt. you don’t have to act like a cunt to be a cunt.
hipsters: yay. you can be a cunt and non-conformist. let’s all be proper cunts!